Ann (asnowyowl) wrote,
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Yule ficlet for pepper202. Snarry

Merry Christmas, jean_c_pepper</lj> ! I hope you enjoy this ficlet!

Title: The Ministry Ball 
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Word count: 551
Summary: Harry invites Severus to a Ministry Ball
Rating: PG

Pepper asked for Snarry. I hope the fonts come out right...

Professor Severus Snape

Hogwarts School

Scotland

 

Professor Snape,

 

Seeing that the last time we were both forced to attend a Ministry ball, we were mobbed by inane witches and the occasional insipid wizard, I have a proposition for you.

 

Would you be my date for the ball this Saturday? I know this probably seems odd, but I would much rather go with you then have to hide in the loo for the duration.

 

Let me know.

 

Harry Potter

 

 

 

Harry Potter

Auror Department

Ministry of Magic

London

 

Mr. Potter,

 

Have you recently been molesting a thesaurus? Really, ‘inane’ and ‘insipid’ in one sentence?

 

As to your proposition, perhaps you should think of how the press would react to the Golden Boy dating a former Death Eater. A male Death Eater.

 

Professor Severus Snape

 

 

 

 

Professor Severus Snape

Hogwarts School

Scotland

 

Professor Snape,

 

I’m gay, okay, they’re going to find out sooner rather than later, I think. And this weekend is as good a time as any. Maybe then everyone will stop asking why I broke up with Ginny.

 

You never did give me an answer. Would you be my date to the ball?

 

Harry

 

 

 

Harry Potter

Auror Department

Ministry of Magic

London

 

 

Potter,

 

And what if I do not choose to be perceived as gay? Or, as usual, are you thinking only of yourself?

 

Professor Severus Snape

 

 

 

Professor Severus Snape

Hogwarts School

Scotland

 

Snape,

 

Come on! Who do you think you’re kidding? You were outed last year when Lucius Malfoy wrote that tell-all book. (Are you really hung like he said?)

 

All I’m asking is for you to pretend to like me for one evening. Is that too much for you to handle? I would think with your background it should be easy. You’re not that disgusted by me, are you?

 

So, will you be my date or not? If not, I’ll have to ask Blaise Zabini. He’s the only other gay wizard I know.

 

Harry

 

 

 

Harry Potter

Auror Department

Ministry of Magic

Scotland

 

Potter,

 

My past and the size of any of my body parts are none of your business, or anyone else’s. As I’m sure you know, I sued (and won against) Malfoy for that tripe he wrote.

 

As for the ball, if it is a choice between me and Mr. Zabini, I suppose I will have to sacrifice myself to your needs. After all, Zabini is an untrustworthy cad.

 

And no, I suppose you’re not completely disgusting.

 

I will meet you at the Ministry tomorrow night at eight sharp. Be sure to dress presentably and be on your best behavior.

 

Any negative fallout from this will be on your head.

 

Snape

 

 

Two days later……

 

 

Professor Severus Snape

Hogwarts School

Scotland

 

Severus,

 

I’m really sorry about what happened at the ball. I guess neither of us could keep our hands to ourselves. But, hey, at least the cat’s out of the bag now, yeah? Although I can’t believe the Prophet would print those pictures. I thought they were a family newspaper!

 

I’ll see you tonight after work, as promised. I might even get off a little early if I have enough incentive. (Ha ha... I just realized how that last line sounded! But I do plan on ‘getting off’ off tonight, at least twice).

 

Harry

 

P.S. Malfoy didn’t do you justice.

 

 

 

Tags: fic, giftfic, snarry, yuleficlet
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